Hail to the Duke!

I totally stole this from VG Cats, but who cares!

DUKE NUKEM FOREVER has a release date!

On May 3rd, there will be tits, and ass and dick jokes and pissing in urinals, and violence. Not a polished epic masterpiece, but an amalgam of 12 years of work and failure that Gearbox was able to forge into one giant penis joke. I’m not actually mocking it, I will be there with bells on my ass for this one, why? Because it’s going to be funny, and horrible, and it’s going to be a blast, I can’t wait.

Kevin (;,;)


  1. Natalie says:

    I am so totally get the Balls of Steel edition of the game. <3