Vicky Grey

Our sarcastic heroin. Well, if you had luck like hers, you'd be a little jaded too.

Brian Porter

Our perpetually confused Hero. Hero my ass.......Ummm.......Chunga........Chunga hungry..........

Duffy McBrew

He's like this guys, you know...

Gwen McCallister

Or Favorite DMV Clerk. I swear, this broad's got more ball then most guys I know.

James O'Reilly

Duffy's Cousin. He's still in High school........poor poor bastard.

S.A.M.M

To cut back on property damage, the army build her to protect Hades. Why the hell they made an anatomically correct female robot...I think someone watched Metropolis a few too man times.

Cthulhu

An Ancient Elder God that came to destroy the world.....Then he tasted coffee.

Jeff Lions

Bartender.....Nuff Said.

Sharon

Dam-It-Man

The Dike